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October 23 2017

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no beans. also hammers cost $500 if u want one

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“Everyday is EarthDay…”


the new aesthetic is extremely specific deviantart stamps

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today on keanu mood scale

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Not today, Civil Protection. Not today.

steve job. bill gate. why the fuck need "s"?!?!

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OP blocked me so my post now

ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ʎɹɹos ʇɐq ɐ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ɯɐ ı

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My favorite thing about Max Stirner is that the only depiction we have of his appearance is that one stupid sketch drawn by none other than Friedrich Engels

October 22 2017




god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful

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this post was a lot funnier before i made the clock/new years eve connection. i thought it was a non-sequitur.

like, just “he didn’t even have a clock” as a devastating dismissal of someone’s party. thats brutal.



julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part

According to Eutropius, there were sixty senators present. According to Suetonius, Julius Caesar was stabbed twenty-three times, with only one of them being fatal.

TL;DR: At least thirty-seven senators slacked the fuck off and only one out of sixty put in any real effort. #groupwork

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never before have i been so excited to see a woman fall in love with a fish, you already know he’ll be setting impossible standards for men to follow and tbh i’m fine with that

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Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.


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Guess what month it is??

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More like Spain decides democracy and liberty is not something Catalonia is allowed.
Wow it’s like Francisco Franco is still here with us

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